Name: Tom O'ssessed
Instrument: Lung
Place of birth: Anti-system quadrant
Favourite bands: Sepultura, Biohazard, Pantera, Slayer, Entombed, Glassjaw, Napalm Death, Opeth
Favourite album: "Urban Discipline" by Biohazard or "Beneath The Remains" by Sepultura
Favourite gig: Stampin' Ground at Colchester Arts Centre, Diamond Head at the Twist
Favourite Dead Corpse song: Holy Shit
Person you'd most like dead: The Queen Mother. What..? Is she...? Sweet...
Funniest thing you've ever seen: Crimewatch
Drink of choice: I'm rather partial to tea
Role model: Stephen Hawking
Favourite film: Scarface
Favourite porno: Femalien
Favourite quote: If it ain't broke, fucking smash it.
Best thing about Dead Corpse: Leg armour
Shittest thing ever: Dr Pepper
Worst band ever: Blazin' Squad
Worst song ever: "Harmonic Generator" by The Datsuns. In a word, fucking shit.

Name: Toby
Instrument: Bass of Internal Bleeding
Favourite bands: Metallica, Pantera, Motorhead
Favourite album: Metallica - Ride The Lightning
Favourite gig: Saxon, London Astoria, Jan 26th 2003
Person you'd most like dead: David Stopford / Chainsaw
Funniest thing you've ever seen: Some dude lying on the floor in the Crypt, perhaps dead, more likely fucked. Note: Don't ask if he's alright, just stand far away and point and laugh.
Drink of choice: Beer / Whisky / Beer with whisky in it.
Burberry or trackies? Trackies
Role model: Lemmy
Favourite film: Goodfellas
Favourite porno: Nasty teen mums spay rabbits 2
Favourite quote: If we moved in next door, your lawn would die.
Best thing about Dead Corpse: Me / Metal / Jim's Guitar
Shittest thing: Mersea
Worst band ever: Linkin' Park
Worst song ever: Anything by INME
Favourite word: Blaspherereion

Chainsaw

Name: The Jim
Age: I am currently in my 698th lunar cycle
Instrument: The guitar of peace, love and racial equality, also known as Killatron
Favourite bands: Opeth, Led Zep, Megadeth, Pantera, Ozrix etc. I am also fond of Drums and Basses. Oh yeah, Saxon too.
Favourite album: Ooh that's a toughie. Probably "The Best of Bluegrass - 18 Banjo Favourites" or Opeth's "Blackwater Park". "Rust in Peace" is great, so is "Kill 'em All". I can't decide.
Favourite gig: Saxon + Nocturnal Rites at the Astoria. It fuckin kicked ass!
Favourite Dead Corpse song: The one that I wroted (the good one).
Person you'd most like dead: Your mum
Person you'd most like to play Pass The Pigs with: See above
Funniest thing you've ever seen: See above
Drink of choice: An "Essex Chainsaw Massacre" - 1 shot of beer, one of whisky, one tequila and 1 liquid LSD, topped up with engine fuel. Served in a severed head with the top chainsawed off (brain optional).
Role model: Gandalf
Favourite film: Has to be Fear and Loathing
Favourite porno: I love and cherish them all
Favourite quote: Ya pullin me fuckin pisser maite geeze
Best thing about Dead Corpse: the lack of everything that constitutes a band
Worst band ever: To be honest we probably are
Worst song ever: Anything by that kelly osbourne bitch
Favourite question in this questionaire: This one, because I invented it. Ha.

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